I'm a man of simple, primitive desires. If we have sex, not only do I never want to wear a rubber, but I definitely never want to pull out either. I don't care that we just met. I don't care how many risks are involved. All I want to do is shoot a nice, big load inside you and watch it drip out. Why? Because it's much more natural. Nothing relieves stress more than sex. And nothing fucks with my head worse than forcing myself to pull out. Sometimes, if you pull out too early you might find yourself beating off for longer than expected. And for what? Just to finish in her mouth, on her tits or… Læs mere

"She Came In Through The Bathroom Window", a classic song off Abbey Road, the amazing final album by The Beatles, released 50 years ago. If I'm not mistaken it was inspired by an actual incident involving one the Beatles' many psychotic fans trying to break into Paul McCartney's house, well, through his bathroom window. But have any of us ever put some thought into the lyrics themselves? I found myself doing so just yesterday afternoon, when the song played on the radio at a comic store of in Nyack, NY. Perhaps Paul was just looking for something that sounded right to fit the rest of his lyri… Læs mere

I work full time in education. Quite a trip. For every few students that will work their hardest and always make you smile, there’ll always be that one psycho trying to stab you with a pencil. Or worse! So, I receive e-mails from my school’s Assistant Principal every Sunday morning. Here’s an example of her introductory paragraph: “Happy Sunday all. I hope that you are enjoying your weekend. I had to go out of town this weekend so as I am in the passenger side of the car, riding, I am thinking about what happened this week at work, the mounds of paperwork that need to be done, and what I nee… Læs mere

Hi there and welcome to my first blog post! Don't know if this will be an ongoing thing or not. It'll depend on whether or not you all enjoy my writings, of course. I'll mostly be writing about some of the crazy experiences I've had with women because things like what I'll be talking about just don't happen to me on a regular basis! For example: August 2007. I was working part time in a shitty supermarket and interning twice a week as a radio promoter at a music marketing firm in Manhattan. One afternoon, while working, I heard a familiar voice call out to me. I hadn't seen Luann in more than… Læs mere